so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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