I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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