he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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