you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Is Oprah even human
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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