What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
