He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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