hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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