On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Randomize
