Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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