on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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