Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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