Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Randomize
