i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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