But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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