No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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