Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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