In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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