She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I have fence marks all over my body
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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