You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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