I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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