I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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