The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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