if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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