Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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