Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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