you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Even the bartender felt bad for me
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Randomize
