I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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