I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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