How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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