R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Sext me about skeletons
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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