im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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