Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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