I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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