Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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