did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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