I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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