i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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