He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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