I heard we made out
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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