Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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