So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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