How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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