so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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