I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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