dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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