You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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