two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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