Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
