420 ftw
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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