I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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