I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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