You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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