Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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