i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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