Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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