so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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